She seems to have quite a thing

for the key tucked neatly

between Z and C don’t you think  


Yes, she distributes exes  

like nobody’s business

my word, doesn’t she just …  


But rarely hits the spot

for the likes of you and me

she’s such a xxxxx predictable tease


  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 1st, 2020 00:08
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  • User favorite of this poem: MelissaJA.


  • orchidee

    Yep, I think I've met her, among the hundreds(?) of lasses I've met! heehee.

    • Neville

      ... you are most welcome my friend .... x

      • orchidee

        Have I met these gals, or am I teasing here myself? I could be a dark horse! Have you met them all in person?

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      • Fay Slimm.

        Genteel teasing having long been a part of the feminine nature needs attention when exes dominate -- real or no I agree she should limit the number allotted so she can hit more spots off male ego...... ha ha.

        • Neville

          as the late great L.N Cohen wrote .. "but for you, I shall make an exception" ... x

          • Fay Slimm.

            Thanking you masses for the quote and exception amigo - so here goes from me in a teaseless reply to thee ...............................x

          • L. B. Mek

            sadly, there is usually deep turmoil of self-loathing masked by the teasing of the fairer sex,
            though at face value we all cant help but share your witty observations,
            'for the key tucked neatly
            between Z and C'
            what exactly does Z and C refer to (I think I can guess at the 'key'... maybe) ๐Ÿ˜

            • Neville

              thanking you kindly and true my friend .. I shall leave the answer to your question unanswered , at least for the time being .. because as you well know .. a gentleman neva tells ๐Ÿ™‚

            • Michael Edwards

              Between Z and C - 24 letters apart in the tebahpla. Simples. intriguing write Neville.

              • Neville

                ............................................. Cheers Michael .. always appreciated sir ..

              • ANGELA & BRIAN

                ANGELA HERE - Good Evening Neville - Thanks for a cute Poem regarding the *X Factor* in us Lady Members. I was 28 when I met Brian and really really fell in True Love for the first time ! To several of My *Xs* in the 12 years (16 - 28) of TEASING (not intentionally ! ) before I met BRIAN I was considered by some Men to be an enigma. On the one hand I was considered very TACTILE especially when I qualified as a PHYSIO & (MEDICAL) MASSEUSE I was attractive (as All Spanish Girls are) so my BEAUS had *Great Expectations* ! On the other hand I was a Devout Catholic *Daughter of Mary* and I had a Spanish Father who would have castrated (fate worse than death !) any Caballero who deflowered Me out of Wedlock. So because of my Religion & PAPA - I did not *DELIVER* in my 20s and was branded *A **** Teaser !* Brian was different more interested in My Soul than my Body - He was a Deacon & A Youth Leader (A role I now share with HIM) in an Evangelical Church and (by Gods Grace) I was stiil a *VIRGIN* when we married in March of this YEAR. Oddly enough BRIAN never saw me as a TEASE just as *A Pearl of Great Value* and He still does - AMEN !

                Blessings & Joy & Peace to You & Yours
                Love Angela - Brian & Smokey Cat ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐ŸคŽ

              • Neville

                as a psychiatrist working within the adult & adolescent mental health arena for many years I have had many ladies of all ages share tales about how when and where they came to be deflowered .. never though until now has any of my poetic peers felt inclined to emphasise the longevity of their virtue ... so thank you for being my first Angela ..
                Blessings back at ya and regards to both your internal organs and soul .... ๐Ÿ™‚

              • MelissaJA

                Very cute and comical poem!

                • Neville

                  ... thank you most kindly Melissa .. am glad you could see it for what it is meant to be .. all good things,
                  ... Neville

                • orchidee

                  Should I keep meeting these lasses? Will it do me any good? lol.

                  • Neville

                    ... Now that you are such a growed up Guinea Pig, I'm gonna leave that decision up to them .... ๐Ÿ™‚

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