So sex is good for you!
Have a heart attack,
Then increase your sexual activity,
And you will live longer.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 24th, 2020 01:31
- Comment from author about the poem: I read in the newspaper yesterday that it has been proved is you have a heart attack you then need to increase your sexual activity and you will live longer.
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
although the sympathy vote has never swung my way before, and its probably far too late for me now anyway, it's still well worth knowing ... cheers
Same with me it is far too late.
Andy
Might have to swoon at this! Fido's ready to help me, in case I do. Well, I read this and said 'Seems like a good idea to me'. lol. Could we leave out the first bit?!
There is no way I am going leave out Elvis! LOL
Oh lol. The poem sounds like a good idea, without the heart attack!
Angela Here - GOOD THURSDAY Uncle Andy - ELVIS WOW ! This is one of my Fave recordings - 2.5 ctaves and never Bum Note in the 850 (and counting) recordings. A wonderful speaking voice which is showcased on *Lonesome* Elvis was a *Gift from GOD* but mismanaged by Man ! To visit *Gracelands* is to taste Heaven ! He should have been 85 this January and singing even btter than He was 60 years ago. Buddy Holly - Patsy Cline - John Lennon - Michael Jackson ~ NKC - Jim Reeves etc etc all snatched from us much too soon ! Thank God for Vinyl & CDs !
Brian & I Eat & Drink (Rioja) sensibly and have plenty of CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE. WE have only been married six months so SEX is still a wonderful & satisfying stiff learning curve ! *Nudge nudge - elbow elbow - say NO MORE !*
Blessigs & Peace to You & Yours with LOVE
Angela - Brian & Smokey Cat 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
Elvis and Johnny Cash were at Sun records together and were friends, there is a recording called The Million Dollar Quartet where they, Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Jenkins sing together.
Andy
well then, thanks doc for the prescription... don't mind me if I go missing from MPS for a little while 😉
OK LB, enjoy your prescription, see you next year. 😜
Andy
Exercising is Good in any form! But if you have one during pleasuring, then what a way to go ! Smilez!
It surely is a way to go RB.👌
Andy
Good one Andy
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