Sex Saves Lives.

Goldfinch60



So sex is good for you!

Have a heart attack,

Then increase your sexual activity,

And you will live longer.

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 24th, 2020 01:31
  • Comment from author about the poem: I read in the newspaper yesterday that it has been proved is you have a heart attack you then need to increase your sexual activity and you will live longer.
  • Category: Humor
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  • Neville


    although the sympathy vote has never swung my way before, and its probably far too late for me now anyway, it's still well worth knowing ... cheers

    • Goldfinch60

      Same with me it is far too late.

      Andy

    • orchidee

      Might have to swoon at this! Fido's ready to help me, in case I do. Well, I read this and said 'Seems like a good idea to me'. lol. Could we leave out the first bit?!

      • Goldfinch60

        There is no way I am going leave out Elvis! LOL

        • orchidee

          Oh lol. The poem sounds like a good idea, without the heart attack!

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          Angela Here - GOOD THURSDAY Uncle Andy - ELVIS WOW ! This is one of my Fave recordings - 2.5 ctaves and never Bum Note in the 850 (and counting) recordings. A wonderful speaking voice which is showcased on *Lonesome* Elvis was a *Gift from GOD* but mismanaged by Man ! To visit *Gracelands* is to taste Heaven ! He should have been 85 this January and singing even btter than He was 60 years ago. Buddy Holly - Patsy Cline - John Lennon - Michael Jackson ~ NKC - Jim Reeves etc etc all snatched from us much too soon ! Thank God for Vinyl & CDs !
          Brian & I Eat & Drink (Rioja) sensibly and have plenty of CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE. WE have only been married six months so SEX is still a wonderful & satisfying stiff learning curve ! *Nudge nudge - elbow elbow - say NO MORE !*

          Blessigs & Peace to You & Yours with LOVE
          Angela - Brian & Smokey Cat 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

          • Goldfinch60

            Elvis and Johnny Cash were at Sun records together and were friends, there is a recording called The Million Dollar Quartet where they, Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Jenkins sing together.

            Andy

          • L. B. Mek

            well then, thanks doc for the prescription... don't mind me if I go missing from MPS for a little while 😉

            • Goldfinch60

              OK LB, enjoy your prescription, see you next year. 😜

              Andy

            • Dove

              Exercising is Good in any form! But if you have one during pleasuring, then what a way to go ! Smilez!

              • Goldfinch60

                It surely is a way to go RB.👌

                Andy

              • Trenz Pruca

                Good one Andy



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