WHAT A MUPPET
I said: ‘You’re weak you silly muppet’
he looked quite hurt and he replied
‘To prove you wrong I’ll kick this bucket’
and so he did and so he died.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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That's nothing short of excellent!
a wasp came a buzzin around
makin that 'orrible sound
so i folded my jotter
to a nifty lil swatter
and smote it down to the ground
a spider dangled down from the ceiling
gave me that hackles up feeling
all shakin with nerves
a blow i then served
by the look of it the bugger aint healin
Brill Dusk - a couple of gems.
Seems like Trumps been trumped .. that's wot ya get when ya blow ya own trumpet, glenit .... 🙂
Tainting the site with that awful name............. shiver me tinders............
Johnson doesn't rhyme with nuffin .. but yeah .. sorry... I take ya point ....
Wonder if he's on tincture of disinfectant - what does disinfectant rhyme with ?
Electant?
I know its BAD of me .. but ya know wot ... that might just do the trick ... I'm waiting for the next conspiracy theory to surface ... the one about assassination by Covid ... I know its not orange Michael 🙂
So he's got covid - i feel very sorry for the virus.
............................. we are so norty .. but aint it just the truth eh' 🙂
Just turned my last comment into a shorty - will post it later in the week.
Jolly dee.. I'll wait n see ...................
Good write M.
Aww, I usually save spiders, but I may swat a swap at times.
The 'Spitting Image' new muppet/pupet of Boris is not too different from him in person! I don't mean mockingly. They've just overdone the mop of hair.
I set a humane mousetrap last night and caught the largest slug I've seen for many a long day - heigh ho.
I love your Glenit.......... am having so much fun with him...... I found you another track today that you might like.......
I've got another half dozen to post and will then have to look out other cartoons from the past.
Off to look at (and listen to) your posting dear Lorna.
Ha ha - you never fail to make me smile with your inherent wit my dear poet-friend - - -
Life is fairly hectic at the moment so only have time to write these shorties - just need continual inspiration.
Unconventionally brilliant
So kind of you to say that - thank you so much for calling in.
I’ll never look at a mop bucket the same again, priceless gems , love your wit,
Ah bless you Dove
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