Michael Edwards






I said: ‘You’re weak you silly muppet’

he looked quite hurt and he replied

‘To prove you wrong I’ll kick this bucket’

and so he did and so he died.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 3rd, 2020 01:34
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • dusk arising

    That's nothing short of excellent!

    a wasp came a buzzin around
    makin that 'orrible sound
    so i folded my jotter
    to a nifty lil swatter
    and smote it down to the ground

    a spider dangled down from the ceiling
    gave me that hackles up feeling
    all shakin with nerves
    a blow i then served
    by the look of it the bugger aint healin

  • Neville

    Seems like Trumps been trumped .. that's wot ya get when ya blow ya own trumpet, glenit .... 🙂

    • Lorna

      Tainting the site with that awful name............. shiver me tinders............

      • Neville

        Johnson doesn't rhyme with nuffin .. but yeah .. sorry... I take ya point ....

      • 6 more comments

      • orchidee

        Good write M.
        Aww, I usually save spiders, but I may swat a swap at times.
        The 'Spitting Image' new muppet/pupet of Boris is not too different from him in person! I don't mean mockingly. They've just overdone the mop of hair.

        • Michael Edwards

          I set a humane mousetrap last night and caught the largest slug I've seen for many a long day - heigh ho.

        • Lorna

          I love your Glenit.......... am having so much fun with him...... I found you another track today that you might like.......

          • Michael Edwards

            I've got another half dozen to post and will then have to look out other cartoons from the past.
            Off to look at (and listen to) your posting dear Lorna.

          • Fay Slimm.

            Ha ha - you never fail to make me smile with your inherent wit my dear poet-friend - - -

            • Michael Edwards

              Life is fairly hectic at the moment so only have time to write these shorties - just need continual inspiration.

            • RiverJordan

              Unconventionally brilliant

              • Michael Edwards

                So kind of you to say that - thank you so much for calling in.

              • Dove

                I’ll never look at a mop bucket the same again, priceless gems , love your wit,

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