My salad spinner
Took off on me today
Flew across the kitchen
Smashed into a tray
Brought dishes down
As it flew by
But the lettuce is dry
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Author:
Lorna (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Very uninspired today but had an excuse to see Willy and Joe again...........
- Category: Humor
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Comments9
God speed the lettuce.. all is well
You didn't happen to break a mirror did ya................ you made me smile again 🙂
Ah Lorna - - I love this kitcheny message of drummed -down catastrophe - -- however am glad your lettuce survived ...............
Lol funny, good inventions with good intentions, but alas lettuce pray for no disasters
Haha... at least the lettuce was dry.
im sure we all have had a kitchen catastrophe at one time,nice one it made me laugh
good fun write that brought a smile to us all.
I'll come to lunch, Ill eat lettuce wet or dry.
Andy
an apt metaphor for so much about life, reminds me of the opening stanza to Sylvia Plath's poem 'Cut':
'What a thrill -
My thumb instead of an onion.
The top quite gone
Except for a sort of hinge'
https://mypoeticside.com/show-classic-poem-22437
Well can't say I was thinking metaphor as I chased it across the room......... ha! But I'm glad you make me sound smarter than I am..... thank you.
Perfect timing for me and brought back memories of kid... Spinning it so fast and throwing anything on, to watch it fly off!
Really appreciated!
Gave me a chuckle x
Lorna -That was a "Little Gem" - a popular variety of lettuce grown by gardeners in UK! I grow them in my grenhouse but mine stay put in their pots.
It's pitiable what I find for inspiration these days...........
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