Sink an empty jam jar in the lawn
Burry it so it's level with the ground
Add some beer and leave overnight
Enjoy playing God with the slugs that have drowned
Take it up another notch, be truely evil...
Soak a sponge in gravy
Poison local feral cats
Purely cos you're crazy
Blindly follow the media
Take the government's word
Inoculation, vaccine, listerine
Immunity of the herd
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Author:
Syd (
Offline) - Published: November 9th, 2020 19:54
- Comment from author about the poem: This poem was written at the height of the Covid pandemic in April. I\\\'m certainly not a Qanon anti vaxer.
- Category: Reflection
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I'm a bit uncultured. I might not be a Qanon anti vaxer, if I knew what it was! heehee.
Trust me Orchidee. You want nothing to do with crazy Qanon conspiracy theories.
Thank you for reading and leaving feedback.
Hope you are well.
Much appreciated - Syd
Woah sounds cruel if they do that to cats and slugs unless the slugs are real pests. The ones I have encountered did very little harm . And then your rant on the media is fantastic as well, a sarcastic verse against know it all governments who are only human and make grave mistakes many times. Kudos.
Plz pleez don't forget to read and comment my newest poem too.
Thank you so much for reading and commenting. Yes I will stop by your page.
- Syd
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