Hair-Raising?

orchidee



What? trust someone with such a dodgy barnet?

That's 'odd hair-style'

If you don't know that bit of lingo!

Or is it a wig?

It might be a cat curled on top of his head!

 

Good bye to Trumpton (Trump) Barnet

I always said - 

We can't trust anyone with such a dodgy barnet!

 

Another example in a comedy show:

'Oohh, I couldn't work for a guy who wears red trousers!'

But there's more to it than that...

 

A final evil attempt to hold on

In what was done the USA?

It's the attitude of heart and mind

What goes in inside

More than hair-style or trouser colour

 

Goodbye, rat

Sink with your ship!

Good Lord, save us from him

Ever getting back again!

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 13th, 2021 03:15
  • Comment from author about the poem: Here are some cats in the clip, seeing as I mentioned one in the poem.
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Maybe it's a novelty, electing 'celebrities' to positions of power?
    But KP has applied to be PM. There's no stopping her, ya know.
    She also applied for 'President of The Old Trout Club', Nothing to do with fishing though. They appointed her immediately! lol.

    • Doggerel Dave

      This Is not like you, orchids - where is the hymn?
      And for the edification of a wider audience: Who is KP?
      Questions too hard to answer? Just delete me - you can do it, you know you can...

      Regards Dave

      • orchidee

        It's one of me dafter themed poems! KP is Katie Price, the celebrity who I supposedly married one Halloween. It couldn't have been any other day. lol. No cause to delete anything here....

        • Doggerel Dave

          So provided I don't cast aspersions on what must be a very happy marriage, you won't delete me?
          Oh Goody Goody Harrah!
          But as I've repeatedly explained - an idiot remark should remain so all can see what a dickhead the author is.
          To delete so there is no evidence is silly.

          Regards Dave

          • orchidee

            It's a hideous marriage, horrible! Say anything as awful as you wish about it! lol.

            • Doggerel Dave

              Oh I'm a very polite person - I couldn't possibly........................

              • Goldfinch60

                The main tune on their marriage Dave was "Fight the good Fight"!

                Andy

                • Doggerel Dave

                  Hi Andy. The essence of any relationship is sensitive and aware communication - I really cannot understand the problem. Did not their fondness for music then heal their differences?

                  Dave

                  • Doggerel Dave

                    I mean to say, orch - you've got to communicate with her: Sing her a few hymns, feel her melt into your arms, ride off into the sunset together - - - You've got to do it for Queen and Country, orch - thus obliterating the chance of 'KP for PM' ever becoming reality.

                    Be strong, Dave

                  • Neville


                    Like I said before, I love it when ya deviate ..
                    This is a fine poem devoted (a great pun that and wholly intentional) to a deplorable, dark and devious orange narcissist .. fortunately the rarest of the bunch and all round bad egg ....

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks N. You could add your bit to it - is his head an orange in disguise?!

                    • dusk arising

                      to the tune of the humpty dumpty nursery rhyme:-

                      Humpty trumpty promised a wall
                      told us mexico would pay for it all
                      but with all of his lies
                      now all of his men
                      won't let trump be president again.

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks dusk. lol.

                      • Robert Southwick Richmond

                        This poem needs some annotation for the US reader.

                        • orchidee

                          Thanks Robert. I explained about 'barnet'.

                        • Jerry Reynolds

                          A subject that is hard to write about yet. Still unfolding.

                          • orchidee

                            Thanks Jerry.

                          • Jerry Reynolds

                            You can be elected to any position on Name Rrecognition alone.

                            • orchidee

                              Thanks Jerry.



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