What? trust someone with such a dodgy barnet?

That's 'odd hair-style'

If you don't know that bit of lingo!

Or is it a wig?

It might be a cat curled on top of his head!


Good bye to Trumpton (Trump) Barnet

I always said - 

We can't trust anyone with such a dodgy barnet!


Another example in a comedy show:

'Oohh, I couldn't work for a guy who wears red trousers!'

But there's more to it than that...


A final evil attempt to hold on

In what was done the USA?

It's the attitude of heart and mind

What goes in inside

More than hair-style or trouser colour


Goodbye, rat

Sink with your ship!

Good Lord, save us from him

Ever getting back again!




  • orchidee

    Maybe it's a novelty, electing 'celebrities' to positions of power?
    But KP has applied to be PM. There's no stopping her, ya know.
    She also applied for 'President of The Old Trout Club', Nothing to do with fishing though. They appointed her immediately! lol.

    • Doggerel Dave

      This Is not like you, orchids - where is the hymn?
      And for the edification of a wider audience: Who is KP?
      Questions too hard to answer? Just delete me - you can do it, you know you can...

      Regards Dave

      • orchidee

        It's one of me dafter themed poems! KP is Katie Price, the celebrity who I supposedly married one Halloween. It couldn't have been any other day. lol. No cause to delete anything here....

      • 6 more comments

      • Neville

        Like I said before, I love it when ya deviate ..
        This is a fine poem devoted (a great pun that and wholly intentional) to a deplorable, dark and devious orange narcissist .. fortunately the rarest of the bunch and all round bad egg ....

        • orchidee

          Thanks N. You could add your bit to it - is his head an orange in disguise?!

        • dusk arising

          to the tune of the humpty dumpty nursery rhyme:-

          Humpty trumpty promised a wall
          told us mexico would pay for it all
          but with all of his lies
          now all of his men
          won't let trump be president again.

          • orchidee

            Thanks dusk. lol.

          • Robert Southwick Richmond

            This poem needs some annotation for the US reader.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Robert. I explained about 'barnet'.

            • Jerry Reynolds

              A subject that is hard to write about yet. Still unfolding.

              • orchidee

                Thanks Jerry.

              • Robert Haigh

                Yes, time is up for Trump the Chump. How could anyone ever vote for such a screwball?? Still, he has plenty of screwballs behind him, ransacking the Capitol Building! Don't think they'll try that again though, with the National Guard there in force!

                • orchidee

                  Thanks Robert.
                  Maybe a novelty to vote in 'celebrities'. Ronald Reagan seemed to hold to it OK though, with being jovial and witty too.

                • Jerry Reynolds

                  You can be elected to any position on Name Rrecognition alone.

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks Jerry.

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