It had to be done,
The toilet seat was breaking
So a new one I bought.
Replaced the old one
With the new one,
No problem,
Until I saw that there was a date,
A date on the underside of the seat.
It said three/ twenty twenty,
I do hope that is not the use by date,
As it was already
Twenty twenty one!
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Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
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Oh lol, good write Gold.
Maybe it's the size of what has to sit on the seats!
It may well be that Orchi.
Andy
Yes, maybe. For KP I had to order size 500 - that's the circumference! Centimetres probably.
In these days of our later years maybe the toilet seat should have a functional date mechanism topside so that as our memory fades we can bend over in front of a mirror looking at it from betwen our legs to check when we last sat upon the loo for bodily functions to perform...... or is this just another load of crap i should have deposited elsewhere.
I think your number is a manufactured date.... if humans had one of those on their bum it would stop some people telling porkies unless they kept their little panties on.
Crap is good, I have distributed a great deal of it in my life, much of it deservedly so.
Andy
how amusing, a toilet seat with a use by date...
very observant of you, I would assume that was just their manufacturing batch number
and hope, I made a lucky pick, lol
fun read Andy
Thank you Mek, yes it probably was a manufactures date but it brought a smile to myself and others which is good.
Andy
What that number means Andy, is that you can use it for 3 minutes at a time only, for a total of 2020 hours. So don't bring a book with you, do your business and get the heck out of there! 🙂
What! No book on the loo! That is asking a great deal from me Fred.
Andy
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