Alex Arnot

A Paddy's Day Poem

St. Paddy's Day is here once again.

Let's share the laughter with our fake Irish friends.

Green all around, It'll make your eyes quiver.

They'll even dye a whole feckin river

For a holiday built on fictional junk

That's all an excuse to go out and get drunk.

We'll drink, we'll laugh, we'll drink and we'll play

And we won't be rememberin a ting the next day.

Once our livers are sufficiently ravaged

We'll retire home for some corned beef and cabbage.

It's Paddy not Patty, don't you forget!

Or a day o BAYTINS you will get!

Comments1

  • Teddy.15

    LOL I'm know to have a wee tipple me self!

    • Alex Arnot

      Always makes for a great night! LoL



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