Feeling Flushed

Saxon Crow

*I apologise in advance for this creative little masterpiece. But it had to come out!*

 

And there it is, winking at me

My nemesis

6 times flushed and laughing in my face

The floater refuses to go off with the waste

It casually rests while my stress levels rise

People are waiting and there's nowhere to hide

Oh what a panic, what a to do

This incarnate of evil, this devil poo!

But I'll walk away with head held high

Because under the tissue this shit i will hide!

A b, de, a, de, aThats all folks... Sorry! 

  • Author: Saxon Crow (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 10th, 2021 01:18
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    I didn't explain it well. Oops, now it's deleted your reply too!

    • Saxon Crow

      Lol.

      • orchidee

        Well - it did not hit the fan, as they say! heehee.

        • Saxon Crow

          Now that's anotjer poem waiting to happen!

        • dusk arising

          Oh horror of horrors..... the last time this happened to me it was someone elses before i started but my need was so urgent. Damn thing was still there winking at me. Now i get the blame for someone elses turd with its built in gas pocket of a fart.

          • Saxon Crow

            Sorry i dont know what you mean. Ive never done anything like that. This poem was purely artistic...... Honest

          • Accidental Poet

            No apology necessary SC. You do what you got to poo. ; )

          • Doggerel Dave

            Saxon:
            It will not reflect on you
            You do what you gotta do
            Just feel easy leaving your poo
            For another to flush for you.

            A big turd a marker of health
            What more do you need, bar wealth?
            Just do look after yourself
            In this situation, only – you’re not someone who ignores yer other social responsibilities, are yer?

            • Saxon Crow

              I didnt really leave a poo.
              Im just not so crude
              It was a poem not the truth
              Yeah right it was my number 2

            • SureshG

              The poo will doooooooooooo
              What nothing else coooooould

              You must feel relieved

            • Jerry Reynolds

              How about taking your "High Fiber" shit at your house. Really great fun, S.C.- Sorry forgot you are a bird, it's in one out one.

            • Poetic Dan

              So bravely done, I read it 3 times. As I first thought it can't be once with such a spectacular rhyme!

              So glad I popped by.....

              • Saxon Crow

                Don't yiu mean plopped by?

              • Goldfinch60

                Do you always poo -dle along with your floating words that never flush away from my laughter.

                Andy

                • Saxon Crow

                  No comment. But i talk a lot of sh..

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Would I dare accuse you of that?

                    • Saxon Crow

                      Well not to my face maybe



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