No Sweat

Neville

No Sweat

 

If I could get away with it

I might just wear your dress

On hot and sticky days like this

I want to look my best

 

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 28th, 2021 01:36
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    If I wore less on hot sticky days like this I may get arrested!

    Andy

    • Neville



      snap ....................... and I dont mean summat just broke ....................... cheers Andy 🙂

    • orchidee

      And then it rained....! lol.

      • Neville



        and what could be better than cold wet knees ... please dont even go there Mr. O 🙂

        • orchidee

          Will I swoon if I go there?! Fido is barking furiously, saying, don't go there. lol.

        • Fay Slimm.

          Ha ha - Why not a strapless to tan ya bare shoulders and maybe a see-thru' or one of those minis ? Heat makes us mardy and dizzy with sweat - so go on - I dare ya - - but keep away from the harbour for pity's sake Nev...........x

          • Neville



            .. even the very thought makes this old fella blush my Lady ... tis funny tho' .. how when an idea gets in me head, I sometimes have to run with it .. hopping, jumping or skipping would probably reveal more than wot some blokes have been locked up for .......................................... 🙂

          • Doggerel Dave

            Perhaps a sarong, Nev?

            • Neville



              now why does it feel like there's a sarong coming on ... la dee da .. and the answer aint to get to the other side .......................................................................Cheers Dave 🙂

            • dusk arising

              I wore my sisters dress as a nine year old for a school project. It was very funny back then, but I don't think i could live with the stigma if I were seen doing similar again unless on stage.
              Hot, sweaty and sticky though my stage performances became i think it may have been more comfortable in a loose fitting dress.
              Cant really picture you in a dress... have you a nice wig and heels?

              • Neville



                I'm one of them who would not be too bothered if it was pretty enough & I could run fast enough .. I dont think I could manage a pencil skirt ............................................. well not these days anyway ... Ta DA me old mucka 🙂

              • Saxon Crow

                A dress is nice as long as it's long
                But you just can't beat a colourful sarong

                • Neville



                  Say's you.. always in that black hooded robe of yours .. You can beat an egg but .... hey .. that's my line ... ..........................................................................................................................Cheers SC 🙂

                • Accidental Poet

                  I bet Orchi has a thong he'll let you borrow. 🤣

                  • Neville



                    if he ever things another thong I think a few of us here will pretty thoon thwoon thur .. thanks tho 🙂

                    • Accidental Poet

                      I meant a different thong. The thind you wear. 🤣

                      • Neville



                        then let that be a lethon to ya 🙂

                        • Accidental Poet

                          hahahaha, got it. 🤣

                        • flyingfish

                          No worries, cheers

                          • Neville



                            and back at ya with fins on 🙂

                          • Jerry Reynolds

                            A fun read, Neville.
                            The image of you in a dress.
                            Just can't un-see it.

                            • Neville



                              Cheers Jerry, just don't tell the missus .......................... 🙂

                              • Jerry Reynolds

                                Mums the word

                              • L. B. Mek

                                yeah, I've got me a few cultural keepsakes
                                best described
                                as Men's 'lengthy shirts' - ahem
                                from my travels, and I almost
                                booked a flight to middle east, once
                                just so I could add
                                one of their, rather - 'Airy', ensembles
                                to my collection..
                                there's no shame, when your home
                                is turned into a sweat bucket - for days
                                no Sir, no shame at all, just survival
                                in all its 'pretty coloured guises'... ahem! lol
                                what great fun, dear poet
                                thank you

                                • Neville



                                  I have a couple of djellaba going spare if anyone is interested ................................ cheers my friend, I just some how knew you were in my corner .. 🙂



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