Neville

No Sweat

No Sweat

 

If I could get away with it

I might just wear your dress

On hot and sticky days like this

I want to look my best

 

Comments12

  • Goldfinch60

    If I wore less on hot sticky days like this I may get arrested!

    Andy

    • Neville



      snap ....................... and I dont mean summat just broke ....................... cheers Andy 🙂

    • orchidee

      And then it rained....! lol.

      • Neville



        and what could be better than cold wet knees ... please dont even go there Mr. O 🙂

        • orchidee

          Will I swoon if I go there?! Fido is barking furiously, saying, don't go there. lol.

        • Teddy.15

          i'll send you one of mine! lol the imagery is hilarious, heat also makes us a bit delirious, bring on winter please!!!! lol good fun dear Neville. Thank you. ps maybe things will get hotter if you are wearing a dress.

          • Neville



            Thanks Teddy, I shall send you my coordinates forthwith .. forthwith out them of course, it'll never get here ..

            ps .. if things get any hotter, I shall have to take the one I'm wearing off .... Neville 🙂

            • Teddy.15

              lol oh my eyes, my eyes.

            • Fay Slimm.

              Ha ha - Why not a strapless to tan ya bare shoulders and maybe a see-thru' or one of those minis ? Heat makes us mardy and dizzy with sweat - so go on - I dare ya - - but keep away from the harbour for pity's sake Nev...........x

              • Neville



                .. even the very thought makes this old fella blush my Lady ... tis funny tho' .. how when an idea gets in me head, I sometimes have to run with it .. hopping, jumping or skipping would probably reveal more than wot some blokes have been locked up for .......................................... 🙂

              • Neil Higgins

                I usually walk around the local lanes wearing my Roman Toga.Funny how most people seem to run away 😳

                • Neville



                  I came, I saw, I conked out ................................. cheers Neil 🙂

                • Doggerel Dave

                  Perhaps a sarong, Nev?

                  • Neville



                    now why does it feel like there's a sarong coming on ... la dee da .. and the answer aint to get to the other side .......................................................................Cheers Dave 🙂

                  • dusk arising

                    I wore my sisters dress as a nine year old for a school project. It was very funny back then, but I don't think i could live with the stigma if I were seen doing similar again unless on stage.
                    Hot, sweaty and sticky though my stage performances became i think it may have been more comfortable in a loose fitting dress.
                    Cant really picture you in a dress... have you a nice wig and heels?

                    • Neville



                      I'm one of them who would not be too bothered if it was pretty enough & I could run fast enough .. I dont think I could manage a pencil skirt ............................................. well not these days anyway ... Ta DA me old mucka 🙂

                    • Saxon Crow

                      A dress is nice as long as it's long
                      But you just can't beat a colourful sarong

                      • Neville



                        Say's you.. always in that black hooded robe of yours .. You can beat an egg but .... hey .. that's my line ... ..........................................................................................................................Cheers SC 🙂

                      • Accidental Poet

                        I bet Orchi has a thong he'll let you borrow. 🤣

                        • Neville



                          if he ever things another thong I think a few of us here will pretty thoon thwoon thur .. thanks tho 🙂

                          • Accidental Poet

                            I meant a different thong. The thind you wear. 🤣

                          • 2 more comments

                          • flyingfish

                            No worries, cheers

                            • Neville



                              and back at ya with fins on 🙂

                            • Jerry Reynolds

                              A fun read, Neville.
                              The image of you in a dress.
                              Just can't un-see it.

                              • Neville



                                Cheers Jerry, just don't tell the missus .......................... 🙂

                                • Jerry Reynolds

                                  Mums the word

                                • L. B. Mek

                                  yeah, I've got me a few cultural keepsakes
                                  best described
                                  as Men's 'lengthy shirts' - ahem
                                  from my travels, and I almost
                                  booked a flight to middle east, once
                                  just so I could add
                                  one of their, rather - 'Airy', ensembles
                                  to my collection..
                                  there's no shame, when your home
                                  is turned into a sweat bucket - for days
                                  no Sir, no shame at all, just survival
                                  in all its 'pretty coloured guises'... ahem! lol
                                  what great fun, dear poet
                                  thank you

                                  • Neville



                                    I have a couple of djellaba going spare if anyone is interested ................................ cheers my friend, I just some how knew you were in my corner .. 🙂



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