This sale by my spell checker will reduce their surplus stock
Which includes a pile of letters that I’ve been keen to block;
They push my letter S aside without a pardon me,
Shove a Z in its place and almost get away scot free.
While it mostly rights my spelling of which I have much doubt
This is one intervention I could clearly do without.
That Z is far too pointy when a sleek round S is fine;
The smooth and sweet letter S will continue to be mine.
I will find out why you do this – I’ve got you in my sights;
So keep an eye on this old dog - poetically he bites.
Give it up, America – I much prefer my spelling,
Or I’ll hit you with a verse; this story I’ll be spilling.
…………………………Which I have…………………………….
- Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: August 4th, 2021 23:20
- Comment from author about the poem: And a ‘light’ after my previous ‘heavy’. I hope I haven’t offended anyone – I don’t want to face extradition…...................😊
- Category: Unclassified
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Comments2
Frenia, you are completely selfless aren't you? There is commentary awaiting you on your entry 'The Mirror Of Life' , yet you prefer to spread the love....
Thank you for your spontaneous endorsement - I hope to hear from you again any time you feel so inclined....
I quite agree with you my antipodean friend .. it can be so utterly frustrating .. it just had to be said ..................... Z
that is a horizontal N by the way 🙂
Ah ha! Are they sending me a subliminal message?
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