Purrrrrfectly my dear Bat Creature
I am always on the prowl
looking for my next adventure
my stomach always on the growl
Curiosity is a thrill for me
"Batman your cape is too long"
same old hotels, no place to be
"Oh Batman! Your arms are so strong"
So I climb around always purring
Meowwww I am feline candy
"Batman, do you find me alluring?"
"I'll make your batwings feel dandy"
Who needs a vacation to seek thrills
When I look at you my Dear Batman
Your eyes give me such a chill
Your strong, hard body, I am a fan!
They call me Catwoman,
and I am always on the prowl
"Did you know I tied that Robin man
and in his mouth I left a towel"
I am always searching for fun
Oh Batman, who needs a vacation
"Can I play with your gun?"
I see it's giving me a standing ovation
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Author:
Dove (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 12th, 2021 10:55
- Comment from author about the poem: Written 2012- So don’t bite me LOL
- Category: Humor
- Views: 46
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Comments5
Ooh err matron .. or should that be ding dong my lady purrrfect now ya made me wish I was a bat and that just aint cricket ...................................... 🙂
Wink! Spread those wings ! There’s a bat cave somewhere!
Come into the barn dear pussy cat and let us hang upside down together.
He He, hang in there! Thanks for stopping by
Wow, ah corrrr - I shall certainly be viewing Dove(s) in a different light in future....
I'm not keen on any reference to guns, actually but given that I have a feeling this is wot they term a metaphor, then I think I might just conceivably remember wot yer mean......
Gotta love metaphors ! They make the world much better ! Thanks for the read
lol,
those guns can get excited
at the most inopportune of times..
a fun read, thanks for sharing
Glad you enjoyed my humor! Smilez! Thanks for stopping by Mek
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