Purrfectly Batman


Purrrrrfectly my dear Bat Creature
I am always on the prowl
looking for my next adventure
my stomach always on the growl  


Curiosity is a thrill for me
"Batman your cape is too long"
same old hotels, no place to be
"Oh Batman! Your arms are so strong"


  So I climb around always purring
Meowwww I am feline candy
"Batman, do you find me alluring?"
"I'll make your batwings feel dandy"  


Who needs a vacation to seek thrills
When I look at you my Dear Batman
Your eyes give me such a chill
Your strong, hard body, I am a fan!  


They call me Catwoman,
and I am always on the prowl
"Did you know I tied that Robin man
and in his mouth I left a towel"  


I am always searching for fun
Oh Batman, who needs a vacation
"Can I play with your gun?"
I see it's giving me a standing ovation

  • Author: Dove (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 12th, 2021 10:55
  • Comment from author about the poem: Written 2012- So don’t bite me LOL
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 46
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  • Neville

    Ooh err matron .. or should that be ding dong my lady purrrfect now ya made me wish I was a bat and that just aint cricket ...................................... 🙂

    • Dove

      Wink! Spread those wings ! There’s a bat cave somewhere!

    • dusk arising

      Come into the barn dear pussy cat and let us hang upside down together.

      • Dove

        He He, hang in there! Thanks for stopping by

      • Doggerel Dave

        Wow, ah corrrr - I shall certainly be viewing Dove(s) in a different light in future....
        I'm not keen on any reference to guns, actually but given that I have a feeling this is wot they term a metaphor, then I think I might just conceivably remember wot yer mean......

        • Dove

          Gotta love metaphors ! They make the world much better ! Thanks for the read

        • L. B. Mek

          those guns can get excited
          at the most inopportune of times..
          a fun read, thanks for sharing

        • Dove

          Glad you enjoyed my humor! Smilez! Thanks for stopping by Mek

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