Alt. End #3 (aka It doesn't happen to me)

Andrew Charles Forrest

Alt. End #3 (aka it doesn't happen to me)


Find a penny

Pick it Up...

...and all the day

You'll have good luck

I found a penny

I picked it up...

...and was I lucky?

Was I ****!



  • Author: Andrew Charles Forrest (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 13th, 2021 10:38
  • Comment from author about the poem: Sorry mother!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 16


  • dusk arising

    Here in the UK 'to spend a penny' is to urinate. (you used to have to put a penny in a slot to open the door in a public toilet which is where the phrase originated).
    So if you found a penny at least your pants stayed dry. Good to see you here again ACH.

  • Doggerel Dave

    Shows to go - life never ceases to be a learning experience....
    Neat little write that I can relate to with ease.

  • Goldfinch60

    Unfortunately those lucky pennies were the one we had in our youth.


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