Bought a lottery ticket yesterday
From a nice old man
The Great Pootatuck Duck Race Raffle
To benefit various Lions Club charities
Only $5
And did I know
I could go to my phone
And scan their thingamajig
To pay online
But I said to him
No thanks
I'd rather pay to win
Your chuckle in real time
And see the laugh lines
On your face
For the honor of losing (again)
The great Pootatuck Duck Race
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Author:
Lorna (
Offline) - Published: August 15th, 2021 12:55
- Category: Humor
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Next time Lorna...lol
Great poem and I'm still laughing at the Duck Songs😂
I'm with Neil here, Lorna I respectfully suggest you leave their thingamajig strictly alone . While your overflowing inbox might make you feel very wanted, these relationships are superficial and can only lead to successive blows to your self esteem when they turn out to be devoid of depth...... or something., blah blah...Your very own Agony Uncle.
"Agony Uncle" - I love the nickname. Yes, devoid of depth so that if you dive in you break your neck.......
a fun read,
a good deed,
thanks for sharing
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