Sugar Baby

Lorna



Sometimes I wish I could drink

I have enough of Scotland in me

You'd think it would come naturally

But no

Oh I have experienced the thrill

Of forcing the issue and feeling ill

Or sipping a tall one then gripping the wall

As the world around me was blissfully high

But it's just as well I must admit

That I won't be drinking my calories

I'll put them aside for another treat

Like something decadently sweet

 

  • Author: Lorna (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 1st, 2021 00:21
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just silly today........... song cracked me up!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 79
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  • Doggerel Dave

    Great little tune there, Lorna
    I'll vote for alcohol in very measured amounts any time. There's a very narrow window of opportunity there to feel warm and peaceful but not pissed. Sweets? Nah. Insulin dependent diabetes for almost forty years - all good, the discipline keeps me straight.
    Fun write. Utilising a long ago but not forgotten episode or two in my youth, I know that word 'thrill' is dripping with irony.........

    • Lorna

      I remember someone ordering me a mai tai once and the flower that was floating in it started breathing while I watched after about 10 sips. Freaky.........

      • Doggerel Dave

        Yeh - freaky......

      • Neville



        Make mine a double in a dirty glass .. everything in moderation, except for some things .. maybe .... silly me 🙂



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