Riches To Riches

orchidee



C'mon now

Riches to Riches!

 

What do you mean, Orchi?

Well, I'm gonna be horrible... ...Ooohh!

There's poor people in the world

Could do with our charitable donations

 

But send them all to me!

That cheque/check in the post yet?!

But why? It's not for me

I gotta help Branson still

He's short of some millions

 

Or I gotta help a church

With their fund-raising

Not just a couple of thousand 

But a million - each time!

So it's more than once

And for re-building

Not even for people directly

(It makes me sick, really)

 

Ohh, yes, seems fair to me

The rich get richer

The poor get poorer

This would be a fictional write

If some of it wasn't true!

 

Me middle name is Scrooge

You see them moths

When I opened me wallet?!

They fly out wearing tiny hats

Or carrying diamond rings

(From a 'Beano' sketch)

 

I gotta feed Fido too

He's very fussy

Only the most expensive food will do!

 

You'll soon be broke

Don't worry if ya got enough to live on

Ya soon won't have

When ya send it all to me

Woof! says Fido

How selfish!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 5th, 2021 01:43
  • Comment from author about the poem: I was going to put this as 'humor', but it's true in places, and not funny! Here's some of Fido's friends too.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 33
  • User favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet.
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Comments4

  • Violet bluebell( used to be yellow rose)

    A good writing orchidee 🙂 strange where some of the money goes . The poor definitely need more help but I guess some people are not willing to help them out and money goes on other things

    • orchidee

      Thanks Rose.

    • Goldfinch60

      Very good and very true words Orchi.

      Andy

      • orchidee

        Thanks Gold Fido can't do without his rump steak, and caviar (probably) each day!

      • Accidental Poet

        Always pay it forward Orchi. 😉

        • orchidee

          Thanks AP.

        • Doggerel Dave

          Commented upon end of orchi/Marie dialogue.

          • orchidee

            Thanks DD.



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