C'mon now
Riches to Riches!
What do you mean, Orchi?
Well, I'm gonna be horrible... ...Ooohh!
There's poor people in the world
Could do with our charitable donations
But send them all to me!
That cheque/check in the post yet?!
But why? It's not for me
I gotta help Branson still
He's short of some millions
Or I gotta help a church
With their fund-raising
Not just a couple of thousand
But a million - each time!
So it's more than once
And for re-building
Not even for people directly
(It makes me sick, really)
Ohh, yes, seems fair to me
The rich get richer
The poor get poorer
This would be a fictional write
If some of it wasn't true!
Me middle name is Scrooge
You see them moths
When I opened me wallet?!
They fly out wearing tiny hats
Or carrying diamond rings
(From a 'Beano' sketch)
I gotta feed Fido too
He's very fussy
Only the most expensive food will do!
You'll soon be broke
Don't worry if ya got enough to live on
Ya soon won't have
When ya send it all to me
Woof! says Fido
How selfish!
- Author: orchidee ( Offline)
- Published: October 5th, 2021 01:43
- Comment from author about the poem: I was going to put this as 'humor', but it's true in places, and not funny! Here's some of Fido's friends too.
- Category: Unclassified
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Comments4
A good writing orchidee 🙂 strange where some of the money goes . The poor definitely need more help but I guess some people are not willing to help them out and money goes on other things
Thanks Rose.
Very good and very true words Orchi.
Andy
Thanks Gold Fido can't do without his rump steak, and caviar (probably) each day!
Always pay it forward Orchi. 😉
Thanks AP.
Commented upon end of orchi/Marie dialogue.
Thanks DD.
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