Oh woe!

orchidee



An angle on All Souls Day: Nov 2nd

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Oh woe! A 'cheery' pre-Christmas message I've read

The Vicar/Minister seems to get 'worse' at times!

 

It's a message about 'Another year is passing

It's another year closer to our death'

Argghh! Fancy that, for mainly elderly folk to hear

And at joyful Christmas season too

 

Yet it's a truth

Just don't remind us of it every five minutes or so

Yet you tell us of the resurrection hope too

But you do 'Bible-bash' us

You overdo the 'hell and damnation' side of it

 

Though people seem not to mind hearing it

Been at same church for donkey's years

Unless they nod off in sermons

Well, they are over 30 minutes long

'Oh yes, they must be long' it' said

 

Nothing to days of old

Reading an archive item of that church:

'The Vicar was getting tired

Having preached for 90 minutes' Doh!

 

But there's always:

'If you happen to find the perfect church

Don't join it - you'll spoil it!'

And that said by Charles Spurgeon

A famous preacher (1834 - 1892)

 

I'm a doom-and gloom merchant......

By the time you've read this

Your earthly life will be

About 1 minute 23 seconds shorter!

Whoops!

 

I know we just had 25 hour day (in UK)

But that made up for the 23 hour day we had in March!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 2nd, 2021 03:06
  • Comment from author about the poem: An angle on All Souls Day, and some clock to remind you of time passing!
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Comments4

  • dusk arising

    Don't be down Orchi, life has so much to offer. it strikes me that your uk christian churches could do with a dose of the west indian type rejoicing as in their pentecostal church for example. They seem to have a spiritually uplifting atmosphere whereas uk style is rather down in the dumps.

    • orchidee

      Thanks dusk. This particular places overdoes the hell and damnation bit. That cheered ya up, reading this poem?! Doh!

    • Neville



      I like it when you deviate .. but then you know that, dont'cha Mr. O ::)

      • orchidee

        Thanks N.

      • Doggerel Dave

        Well at least none can accuse you of product misrepresentation - the label describes accurately what's in the box.
        However a word of caution, Orchi - at this rate you will have half the poets here reaching for the rope or the pills.....

        • orchidee

          Thanks DD.

        • Goldfinch60

          Andy you believe that this is right, find your own god and all will be well.

          Fun write Orchi.

          Andy

          • orchidee

            Thanks Gold. It didn't come across as 'fun' in the article I read. The folk there get that almost every week. The same person preaches, oh, about 50 weeks of the year!



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