Monday
It has come to my attention, that someone has been stealing from
the communal fridge. I notice that my own personal milk with my
name on the bottle is half empty, also three fingers of my KitKat
are missing. Please refrain, or action will be taken.
Tuesday
It has come to my attention, and I’m pleasantly surprised to see
my milk has been topped up, though, why two fingers of my
KitKat in a V sign just beggars belief. Just tasted my milk, you
dirty bastard. I will now be monitoring the fridge from my office.
You will be caught.
Wednesday
It has come to my attention, the camera monitoring the fridge
is now monitoring the ladies toilet. This is intolerable, you are
usurping my authority. Heads will roll. I will now be moving the
fridge into my office until further notice.
Thursday
It has come to my attention, my office has been penetrated,
the fridge is missing, and I find a ransom note on my desk.
I don’t know who you people think you're dealing with, but
let me leave you in no doubt, I will find out who you are, and
you will be dismissed.
Friday
It has come to my attention, a delivery of fifty fridges is
cluttering up the whole building, management is going
ballistic. I concede to your demands, please get rid of
them. Let us get back to you taking my milk and my biscuits,
my job, my life. Just leave me alone.
Thankyou.
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Author:
Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: November 7th, 2021 04:50
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
Executive house shares never work peacefully for long.. LOL. Each residence needs an Alan Sugar character to weild the phrase "You're Fired" now and again.
Great writing. Really enjoyable fun reading.
The fridge is a war zone.
Oh how I'm laughing... anything but NOT the KitKats........
Sacrilege, the KitKats. lol
It has come to my attention that a bloody good laugh with certain very familiar resonances is available at MPS under the simple head “The Fridge”. I will now be monitoring the work of Paul Bell closely.
Thankyou.
Thanks, Dave. Fridges start wars in some countries.
Good fun write Paul, communal fridges can be a nightmare.
Andy
They sure are.
Great one dear poet
I laughed a lot
But it happens
And over Kitkat I once had a thief who turned out to be my best friend 🤣
You don't have friends where the fridge is concerned. lol
That’s so true
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