Poem, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
They’re waiting for JFK,
He’s yet to show up to their dismay ðŸ˜Đ
Telling us Santa 🎅 is a lizard man,
It’s time to stop the sleigh!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
Cannibal Cabals,
Celebrities eating children like they’re staples,
Learning Oprah & Tom Hanks eats,
Babies as if they’re treats!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
They will not,
Get the shot,
Thinking it gives us all black & blue balls âš―âš―!
No they’re not following protocols!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
Scrolling through the tweets ðŸĢ,
Unhinged nut jobs without receipts,
Vaccines make you glow,
Metal sticks to us now, whoa ðŸ˜ģ,
It will neutralize your sperm,
For a very long term!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
Taking those horsey 🐎,
Will give you all the chills,
Doctors say that is not how to play,
Time for you all to pay 💰,
Turning an unholy grey,
Ambulance 🚑 is on the way!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
Religious right wing nuts ðŸĪŠ have been misled,
Big Foots Ghost ðŸ‘ŧ must’ve laid 5G eggs ðŸĨš,
In you all’s head!
Jingle Bells 🔔, Evil Spells 🔔,
Conjured up by Bill Gates,
Got you all psychological dates,
Psychiatrists will put you all on medicates 💊,

  • Author: AwHec8 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 17th, 2021 08:12
  • Comment from author about the poem: I seen this Poem/Song in a similar fashion but put my own spin on this Poem/Song. Don Did a little re-editing of my original post of a Poem. Don
  • Category: Special occasion
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