Noisy Neighbour.

Goldfinch60



There I was sitting drinking my tea after breakfast,

There was a hammering on the door.

I walked towards it and opened it,

There stood my neighbour

He looked so angry,

Red faced and absolutely livid.

“Blimey Fred, what is wrong?”

“What is wrong? WHAT IS WRONG!!

It’s you being so noisy,

So noisy early in the morning,

All that yelling a screaming

While you make love,

The whole street can hear it,

Why are you so noisy?”

“What do you mean ‘making love’?

You know I am on my own,

And at my age I no longer make love”

“It sounds like it to us, all that moaning and groaning!”

“Ah, I think I know what you are talking about

Yes it happens every morning as you said.

I am only trying to put my socks on!”

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 19th, 2021 02:07
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of a laugh for a Sunday morning.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 36
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Comments7

  • Violet bluebell( used to be yellow rose)

    Lol ! A funny read , Andy 🙂 sometimes I hear noises from my next door neighbours and I’m thinking I don’t want to hear that . We can make assumptions can’t we .. but we can’t always know the truth .

    Well , maybe some find it difficult to put socks on and get annoyed with it lol

    • Goldfinch60

      Thank you Yellowrose, not we must not make assumptions.

      Andy

    • Violet bluebell( used to be yellow rose)

      My neighbours used to hit on our wall really loudly … even if there was only a little noise from our house . Strange because they can seem to do their housework , play their music loudly sometimes … each to their own lol . I don’t understand some people .

    • dusk arising

      This is it isn't it, your revenge for me making you laugh yesterday. Well you certainly dunnit...i laughed out loud and knew exactly how you feel doing the ridiculous contortion of putting on those socks.
      God one!

      • Goldfinch60

        Thank you d a, laughing is good for you.

        Andy

      • orchidee

        Oh lol, good write Gold.

      • spilleronsheet

        Lol
        So different reasons yet why sounds narrow them down
        Good one dear poet

        • Goldfinch60

          Thank you spilleronsheet.

          Andy

        • Rozina

          Hilarious!

          • Goldfinch60

            Laughter is so good for us, thank you Rozina.

            Andy

          • Paul Bell

            You should have told Fred, it's a noisy process with five women.
            Aren't neighbours great, they're always looking after you even when you don't want them to.

            • Goldfinch60

              So true Fred, that's part of life I suppose.

              Andy



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