Naughty List

kitty the naughty poet

I doubt Santa will slide down my chimney tonight

that naughty list of his has my name stamped firmly

I'm not bitter, oh no

I've enjoyed every moment of my naughty behaviour

but,

I'll wait for him just in case

laying beneath the Christmas tree

wrapped as a present... just for him

in nice little ribbons that cover absolutely nothing

let him use twinkle lights as bounds for my wrists

reflecting sparkles to enhance libido

jingling his bells in my face

straining the tinsel around my neck,

making my cookie cream

if he wants some milk, I will give it to him

cuming under the cover of night...

Yes...

my goal tonight

show Santa exactly why I'm on his naughty list

specialising in my many naughty erotic habits

  • Author: kitty the naughty poet (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 25th, 2021 03:00
  • Comment from author about the poem: Wrote this yesterday lol just a bit of fun Happy holidays all
  • Category: Erotic
  • Views: 24
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Comments3

  • orchidee

    That strange beardy bloke that keeps coming down our chimneys once a year. Makes a real mess of the lounge. We have to clear up all the soot! lol.

    • kitty the naughty poet

      Lmao

      • orchidee

        Happy Christmas to you - oops, will it be more Xmas for you? X-rated!

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      • Goldfinch60

        Good fun write Katie, I am sure that Santa will be delighted, I am sorry that I am not Santa this year. LOL
        Have a good Christmas.

        Andy

      • woundedheart

        Hope he's got some viagra as well as cookies and sherry as its gonna be a long night i see. Love this very festive and hot. 😈

        • kitty the naughty poet

          Hahaha well... those little blues ain't so bad make more playtime hahaha. Merry Christmas to you and thank you for reading



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