New Year's Quandary's?


As I close out the Old Year & look ahead to the New Year here is my list of mysteries of life, at least to me.

Things I am still searching for at 63+ years & counting because they are still mysterious to me,

1)A smart mistake!
Because all mistakes are
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, DUMB!
A mistake may be complicated but it is never a good idea, it is always a stupid mistake.

2)A dumb question!
"Because isn't 'not' asking a dumb question, then ending up with the results of a miscommunication worse than asking the “dumbest question?”

3) A wise Ass!
Because isn’t all Jackasses goddamnable stupid ones?

4)Those who want to climb the pole, oops ladder of success!
Because as my Dad used to say,
“The higher up the pole the ‘monkey’ goes the more of an Ass and less of a person you see!”
“Nothing but All ASSHOOOLE, less of a person they can be! (that part is added by me).”

  • Author: AwHec8 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 31st, 2021 08:39
  • Comment from author about the poem: Well Happy New Year to ALL! And may it be a Great New Year for you All! Period. Don
  • Category: Reflection
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  • Eugene S.

    😅 truly enjoyed the anecdotes! Never heard the monkey and the pole.Awesome!!

    • AwHec8

      Why Thank You Eugene S. your comments are much appreciated. Glad you see these the same way, tongue in cheek. Don

    • Paul Bell

      Climbing the pole of success.
      He said I would never make it, and goddammit, he was right.
      I like dumb questions myself, especially to people in authority who never ever realise they're dumb.

      • AwHec8

        Why Thank You Paul Bell. Don

      • Rozina

        Hahaha. An enjoyable funny poem. Thanks.

        • AwHec8

          Thank You Rozina. Don

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