Who’s for Tennis?

Doggerel Dave


Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂

Welcome to the land…. You know which – go on:

Run by an infamous cabal of two.

This dreadful couple have managed to con

A weary public who need something new.

 

At its head we find that famous soldier

General Incompetence is his name,

Also ably aided by his partner –

Supply of illusion really her game.

 

She the muse who provides inspiration

To our politicians of every stripe.

Her name you might know as Miss Direction.

And you believe we have no cause to gripe?

 

 

  • Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 17th, 2022 03:23
  • Comment from author about the poem: Relevant rehash…….Now goodbye!
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 25
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Comments5

  • Goldfinch60

    Good words Dave and so right.

    Andy

  • Fay Slimm.

    Ah - so clever this poetic rhyming of reasons for gripe - - we certainly know that Miss Direction here in the U.K. and that General too !! Great read Dave and no Goodbye I hope from your relevant postings.

  • Rozina

    Same kind of thing here and elsewhere. So true.

  • dusk arising

    Lets throw a party and have a game of tennis for honest people.

  • Neville


    There's a whole gang of em ... Miss Take, Miss. Took .. Miss Spent, Miss Informed .. Miss Isle .. Miss Appropriate & Miss Placed to name just a few of the ring leaders ... but having drawn your attention to the obvious ... I just wanna say this .. I think you've got something here sir

    ...... Neville

    • Doggerel Dave

      An oblique plea for more female representation in Parliament....Steady on there, Neville.



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