I looked out of the window
To the front garden,
And there on the lawn was a tin,
An empty tin
Thrown there by some flaming peasant.
When I went out,
Went out to get my paper,
I picked up the can,
It was an empty can of lager.
Why don’t these peasants know
I do not drink lager,
I only drink real beer!
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Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Some people just litter everywhere.
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It's another respect issue or maybe i'd go further, it's a sign of contempt. Just return the emotion. I get all sorts thrown into my garden, I just keep my head down.
So true d a, it is just contempt for all.
Andy
Probably a can from when I infiltrated the factory that makes the lager. They found it diluted, with the water I had added, spat it out, and tossed the can in your garden! lol.
Probably very true Orchi. Revenge is a dish better eaten cold - just watch out.
Andy
I've had masks, empty plastic bags, empty cans thrown into the garden or right outside the gate. Contemptible indeed.
The number of masks I see littering the streets nowadays is just awful. Not had any in the garden - yet!
Andy
'Why don’t these peasant's, know'
cos they ain't realised yet
that Kardashian-'esque' way of cheapening, life
is a true peasant's
self-degrading way, of escaping reality
and not
that get-rich-quick, scheme
it's made-out, to be
so cheap alcohol, aplenty
to drink their self loathing's, depression
in-to their unattainable: Tomorrow's..
and the cans, well they're for hurling
at all those houses, priced seemingly
so far, out of reach
Such true words Mek, thank you.
Andy
Hahaaa
That was fun
A fresh humour sending a laugh ear to ear
So good to bring a smile to peoples faces, it is one of my goals in my life.
Andy
You use the right word for this kind of behaviour my friend - - contemptible indeed and those who sling their rubbish about have not learnt a thing about respect.
Thank you Fay, there seem to be many of these people around.
Andy
This is what is wrong with the country. People just can't read. I don't know how many signs I've put up in bold. Chivas regal drop off point. I mean, how hard can it be.
Yes they ignore my Laphroaig Triple Wood sign as well.
Andy
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