Oi cunt!
Feel alright?
Are you looking for a fight?
Maybe I am
Drank one too many
Not saved a single penny
For the next fucking day, of this shit life
You know, this David Attenborough life
To stay alive
When social bling floats to the top
Frothy scum; bone broth
A Kardashian recipe
This reality, I consume greedily
Hypocrites deliver my premium service
Swallowed daily like Emmeline Pankhurst
Could I ever relate?
No, but I'm choking, I know a horse took her mate
Me? I'd have had a wager on
A fat controller, looking on
Am I glad I bet my week's hard-earnings on
A fucking race?
Of course not!
Never with malice, never, ever, ever
Bet365, Paddy Power, they're on my team
Love me, adore me
Sign-up bonus long expired
Remember D-Ream?
Emptying my black-hole pockets
Upside potential?
Worth it
Steal a nutritional meal from my family?
Never
Daily
Deities sport harmless logos
Blood-stained with domestic abuse
Paid a fortune, happily oblivious
Every goal a hole for an open-top bus
Tykes flood pillows, soothed by
100% recycled polyester strips
Daddy lost his bet
Static cherubs hoarding future debt
Wheals will linger
Demons rule, even when they didn't
see another fucking TV, Facebook, TikTok
advert, get-rich-quick 'IG' reference, some other faker cunt
Caring not a single jot
Somebody else's fault
Not mine
Because it is
A tenner left, so a 10/1 stake
Medium-rare, no pepper sauce
Sterling/Silva
The pair to score
Or no sandwiches for little ones
Those fuckers, a poor decision
Benched, for hours straight
No joy tonight, the constant climb
But next time though?
Fucking next time
Accumulate
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Author:
Audite Degenerem (
Offline) - Published: January 21st, 2022 11:54
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Comments1
LOL nice piece about a poor soul who cant control his hands when he is emptying his own pockets. Wants to blame someone else for all his shortcomings. Cant get off his ass and make something of himself. Yes, this is a powerful piss-take you have written.
Sadly there are actually people who think like the character you have written about.
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