Morrninngs

There's a rhinosaurus under my sofa!
There's a hippo asleep in my bath. 
The elephants packing my pans in his trunk 
And the hyaena's just having a laugh. 

The cats stalking mice in the bedroom
The swans looking haughty and proud
All I need now is some lions
Oh dear, outside there's a crowd.

I knew I should give up prosseco
And ripe cheese at night is  a no
I've made up my list all I want is my cat
The rest will just have to go.

I've woken up now with my coffee
All is right with the world once again 
I shall call up my feminist nature
And put all of the blame upon men!