Get that over there my wife said to me
But what was what and where was where? What could it be?
She looked at me with a glare, if you’d watched then you would see.
But I was around the corner on the stair and this all seems so petty
She said that obviously I didn’t care and to that she said I must agree
Even though I didn’t think it fair, it was her final decree
To argue would only me impair so I couldn't disagree
Now if this house you wish to share my wishes you’d better foresee
So now in total despair I ran and handed her the car key
Not that! I told you it was on the chair she screamed like a banshee
I only wished to tear my hair and far away to flee
Laughing she said I hope that you I didn’t scare, one thing you’re not is gutsy
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Author:
sorenbarrett (
Online) - Published: March 23rd, 2022 06:14
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Comments1
Love this take on matrimony, done with tongue in cheek. Gave me a chuckle. After 52 years of marriage it comes down to figuring out what makes your better half tick. Surprising the power you can wield with a little psychology. Guess I've spilled the beans.
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