Woof Woof!

orchidee



Now here's some words from Fido

In a departure from me normal

From the sublime to the ...... ridiculous

Or to the...... completely nutty?!

 

Now c'mon Orchi, says Fido

You talk some rot sometimes

I wish you'd stop reading Katie's poems too

Obsessed with Kitty! (heehee)

I keep warning you not to read them

To save you from swooning

But you still read 'em

 

Now look, Orchi

Are you the world's worst singer?

So you say - or can ya sing any good?

If not, I wish you'd stop tormenting us

Insisting on singing your own poems

At least 20 times each!

I'm OK, I got me ear-plugs in

Can't hear a thing you sing!

 

How's the brain cells now? Fido asks me

He wants to know -

Have they come back from holiday yet?

If not, when will they be back?

All three of them, that is!

 

Goodbye now from Fido

He has to check all the poems

And bark fiercely at ya

If ya 'forgot' to mark them 18+

If they need to be!

 

Ohh, it's barmy! lol.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Online Online)
  • Published: March 24th, 2022 02:41
  • Comment from author about the poem: A nutty interlude, and a random video on daftness!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 45
  • Users favorite of this poem: kitty the naughty poet
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  • Neville


    like I have said before Steven, I love it when you deviate ... 🙂

    • orchidee

      Thanks N. lol.

    • Doggerel Dave

      Where the hymn toon to go with that? Missing the hymn toon...

      • orchidee

        Thanks Dave. lol.

      • Bella Shepard

        First of all, love your nutty video. Oddly, embedded in that video is the same burning fire with noise that my husband and I watch at times to relax, along with Andre Rieu. Secondly, what is the world without daftness? I'm committed to perform one random act of silliness each day. A little effigy of Mr. Bean sits atop my computer light. I could go on and on. Thirdly, love your poem, hold onto the daftness and keep it safe for the rest of us.

        • orchidee

          Thanks Bella. Ohh, merry madness! lol

        • Crowns4Christ

          Very funny Orchi,give Fido my admiration,he must be a very talented dog,to type this,haha

          • orchidee

            Thanks Blue. Yes, a typing, reading, talking dog, not only barking! lol. He sits by the fire in his armchair on chilly nights perusing the poems, with his pipe (empty really - smoking is bad for him) and carpet slippers, and reads parts of the newspaper at intervals!

          • kitty the naughty poet

            Hahaha omgosh I can't stop giggling
            Definitely my favourite today 😁🤣

            • orchidee

              Thanks Katie. lol.

            • Goldfinch60

              Good fun write Orchi.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold. lol.



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