Excuse me are you the Manager?
Now you can't say this is just bad luck.
But look at this mushroom, it's covered in muck.
It looks like it fell off the back of a truck.
And this box of eggs contained a feather.
How that got there, well I never.
As you can tell I'm at the end of my tether.
And this chicken is covered in dirty string.
All around the breast and the wing.
How do you not think that is disgusting?
But that's not even the reason for my aggressive tone.
It's because inside this fish, there's a bloody bone!
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Author:
Daves Bloke Poems (
Offline) - Published: April 14th, 2022 14:09
- Comment from author about the poem: A fun poem about a very unsatisfied customer. Not too far from my experience in real life with ridiculous customer complaints
- Category: Humor
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Hahaha! So true. Some customers will always find something to complain about. In a Melbourne cafe last month, they hired some actors to be the staff and this time the staff would complain to the customers about their bad eating habits, their choices of food etc. Customers were enticed to come with freebies given out after their experience!
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