Chelsea's Playing Away

Paul Bell

The benefits of Mary, would vary
Unlike June, ended at noon
Chelsea played away
So did May
Holly turned to folly
With Molly wanting lolly
Sandy was always randy
Just no satisfying Mandy
Ann says she can
But Gwen needs a plan
Jo is good to go
Teri doesn’t know
Daisy says it’s not working out
May,  I’m never about
Mary, who the hell is Mandy
God, Molly’s talking to Holly
Chelsea’s playing away
Be with her May
Oh, Sandy! Not today
Mandy’s on the way
Jo, could you go
Gwen's found a plan
Involving Teri
Who’s talking to Ann
Mary and June
In the afternoon
Chelsea’s playing away
Where will it end
Daisy, I love you so
Oh no, make them go
Who’s at the door
Mary and June, Holly and Molly
Oh, golly
Sandy and Mandy, Ann and Gwen
God, amen
Teri and Jo
Please not Daisy
It’s all going hazy
We’ve just got one thing to say
What’s that
Chelsea's playing away.

  • Author: Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 7th, 2022 04:55
  • Category: Humor
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  • hzugman

    Paul, you must have one Hell of a memory or else a first class spreadsheet. Doesn't look like you've missed too many birds.

    • Paul Bell

      Just remembered they all dumped me. lol

    • Bella Shepard

      My head is spinning, but in such a delightful way. I think I'll be rhyming the rest of the day. Such a fun piece!

      • Paul Bell

        Keeps your brain working.

      • Rozina

        Hahaha! Fell off my chair!

        • Paul Bell

          I fell on my chair last night.



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