Seven Limericks Poem, by Classicmister, at My poetic side

There once was a man in despair

Because he was losing his hair

So he bought some restorer

Via his website Explorer

Now his scalp is no longer threadbare

There once was a lady called Lily

Who rarely did anything silly

But once she jumped up

And upset her tea cup

All over her ball gown so frilly

There once was a young man named Harry

Who hoped that one day he’d marry

So he joined a website

That he trawled through the night

And found a nice girl name of Carrie

A very old man name of Roger

Once rented a room to a lodger

The lodger went broke

So he fleeced the old bloke

And became a serial rent dodger

There once was a woman named Hanna

Who was more than adept with a spanner

With her wrenches and hammer

She restored an old banger

And drove across state to Montana

There once was a man name of Wally

Who walked off with his local store’s trolley

The manager gave chase

But such was his pace

That he never got caught for his folly

There once was a man from Devizes

Who tried hats on of various sizes

But some were too small

And others too tall

Now all headgear he truly despises

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