A mother's day gift

What better gift could I give,

Than one of my death?

You'd love to see me gone,

Watch me take my final breath

So I tried, 

And I tried once again

But for some stupid reason, 

This world doesn't want me dead

I was so close this time,

I could feel it too.

All I wanted was to give this gift to you

But still, my tie broke,

Should've found something stronger

If I had actual rope I'd for sure be a goner

But now I'm here once again, 

Half dead on my closet floor

I bit my tongue oh so bad, 

Now it's awfully sore

I don't even know if I can taste anymore

Why can't I just die?

Give everyone a great gift,

They'd finally be rid

Of this worthless piece of shit.