Pee For Two

 

 

My biggest problem is an unquenchable thirst 

And I love you so much that I'll let you pee first

Our frequent urination is the talk of the town

I may go very often but I always leave the lid down.

 

The situation changes when it comes to gas

Speed is then important don't let time pass

There is still a lot of love by all accounts

But who gets there first is what what really counts

 

(They always say you should write about what you know about)