Three Limericks

Classicmister

 

There once was a shy girl called Shirley

Who usually retired to bed early

But she’s been on a date

And got home very late

And decided it’s fun to be girly

 

There once was a woman called Sally

Who grew bored of her life in the valley

So she packed up her cases

And sought out new places

But eventually settled in Miami

 

There once was a girl called Marie

Who was desperately in need of a pee

But she was caught short outdoors

So she pulled down her drawers

An hoped that no one would see

  • Author: Classicmister (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 22nd, 2022 07:27
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 34
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Comments2

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good writes CM.

  • Saxon Crow

    haha. Good stuff



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