Three Limericks

Classicmister

There once was a young man from Deal

Who just oozed sex appeal

Wherever he went

Within the county of Kent

The girls just fell heads over heel

 

There was a young lady from Dover

Who when walking tripped and fell over

Because she was canned

She struggled to stand

But denied she was ever hung over

 

There was a young man called Eric

Who pursued a career as a cleric

He preached on creation

Death and damnation

But his sermons were deemed esoteric 

 

  • Author: Classicmister (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 26th, 2022 05:37
  • Category: Humor
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Comments1

  • orchidee

    Good writes CM.



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