Never befriend a mermaid

NafisaSB

Never befriend a mermaid
I’ll tell you the reason why
She’ll poke her fins into your legs
Until you want to cry

Never befriend a mermaid
I’ll tell you the reason why
When you hug her tight, she’ll slip away
Leaving you alone to sigh

Never befriend a mermaid
I’ll tell you the reason why
Her scales will tickle you all the time
Her stink will leave you wry

Never befriend a mermaid
I’ll tell you the reason why
She’ll always be wet, and sniffling too
And will make your passion dry

So, Never befriend a mermaid
Let that sleeping beauty lie
Go get yourself a human girl
Who can, and will satisfy

  • Author: safina (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 17th, 2022 00:12
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 15
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  • tallisman

    Made me laugh, so random i guess! Thanks!

    • NafisaSB

      yes, it was meant to entertain..sheer fantasy

    • L. B. Mek

      for me, personally
      it all smells a little
      fishy..
      so yeah, i stick
      to land dweller's
      love's me
      me chicks...
      lmao
      (it's Friday, a heatwave
      and I'm in a silly mood
      forgive me, dear poet)

      • NafisaSB

        this is indeed sheer fantasy on my part - just an outpouring of random thoughts with the aim of reminding myself not to chase after apparitions, but be satisfied with what has been offered.
        as always, enjoyed your feedback. have a great weekend



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