Boiled Fruit cake

Pearcemelville 兎敏

 

 

Boiled fruitcake

A Christmassy mood calls
for fruitcake

Boiled fruitscake
A must on such festivical occasion
I shall instruct such methodology in a simply accessible way

 

That's silly!  You don't boil a cake I am sure that one is baked. Whatever are you saying  it
Sounds ridiculously as though
You are kidding us
I refuse to entertain

 

Boiling comes before baking

 

1stly fruit to fill a pot
Don't fill unto its brim
Add a glug of brandy or should whiskey be your thing
Pour as much such you should like
I always put a lot!

 

don't seem to have this
recipe at hand  A rather
handily satisfactory ooh
method of baking a conglomerate of boiled
fruits and Brandy 
Burandi not Burundi
a rather exotic location
not like this cake simple
and without embellishment
Now add bi~carbonate of soda
Baking Soda is another name 
it will bubbles but that makes
it exciting and effervescent
Addition of flour is next to add and stir  Subtraction from what would seem a reasonable amount of FLOUR will make it just stick Maximum fruits min cake in
this cake a recipeless cake to bake not boil well boiling 1st then BAKE

Sugar  Yes?  no sugar shall sweeten things so
Some salt always helps recipes along  Add some

then Bake,  loaf tin, it's a nice shape about 40 mins to 1 hour
It shall be done 
Thine Cake it's Done 
thankyou for  affording me
such FUn!

 

  • Author: Pearcemelville 卯升 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 23rd, 2022 23:41
  • Comment from author about the poem: I like my fruitscake with plenty of fruit just held together with almost tendril like fingers of dough, so as not to become mushy in my mouth.
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  • L. B. Mek

    ok so never noticed the FU in fun
    being utilised like that
    I might have to borrow it, lol
    I too like to cook
    so found this interesting, although
    I usually use Rum, when I use alcohol
    in my bakes
    and have to admit, I buy Panettone
    fruitcakes
    rather than baking them myself
    and then just add a drop of rum on my slice..
    thanks for sharing

    • Pearcemelville 兎敏

      天津冬菜炒飯
      TianjinDongcai Fried Rice

      A recipe I\'d like to try
      a simple dish fried rice
      it\'s nice though not
      a regular fried rice
      tonight we will be adding
      Tianjin Dongcai

      First heat the oil then
      add garlic a regular
      way to start The wok
      is hot ohwhatta hotwok
      Not too HOT but regularly
      hot so as not to burn the garlic
      Then add rice leftover ok
      what\'s that you say? Yes
      storage in a fridge a regular
      fridge is fine though what constitutes an irregular fridge I\'m at a loss to find

      Fry the rice as much as you
      as much as you desire
      The more the rice is fried
      the more nutty is the flavour
      Oh I forgot
      add Tianjin Dongcai right at the Beginning before the garlic even It\'s nicer when it
      browns a bit at times
      I like it crisp

      So when the rice has fried
      to your desired Desirability
      Until the grains are separate and toss about forreally
      Add a dash of soya sauce
      Yes the label is still on
      Do you choose a preferable Brand? A Regular One?

      Last in the procedure is
      addition of lettuce a regular
      lettuce iceberg lettuce for
      a crispiness lends freshness
      to this irregular fried rice dish

      convoluted chinchalo omelette

      next to attempt if we have time left to explore a menu
      of prawn and eggs
      Not a whole ebi as they say
      in Japan where they often are fried in a tempura fashion

      We do not fry with a whole shelled prawn but rather a bottle of mashed up small ones
      PINK in colour this tasty treat
      is a sauce that delivers a mighty kick! indeed
      A delicacy calling South East Asia it's home are
      Bottled versions of chinchalo

      First beat the eggs how many you say? Well enough as to satisfy our palates today it's best eaten with hot white rice
      That is how I like it anyway

      There isn't a need for another ingredient this dish is quite ordinarily simple expedient
      And once the eggs uh is that where we were? I was sure eggs had been already mixed
      My pilates session began at 6
      and oh is that the time? then I shall remain here to exercise my palate instead with a plate of
      not quite scrambled chinchalo egg

      Itadakimasu wooops it's not cooked yet is it? I do apologize not sure what has got into me today But I do feel rather hungry perhaps this is the case

      So beat the eggs not much like a scrambled eggs recipe yes that is sufficient just a few brisk whisks to keep us all happy When oil in frypan or if wok is your choosing has heated to just before whispers of smoke are exuding then see
      I forgot again Heavenly murder trial! You must yes you must add the prawn based mixture of salt and of sugar that's all that is in there
      Stir it about you could use your finger maybe lick it afterward such a nice flavour

      So please turn all eggs in the preheated pan you have chosen a Wok? my Friend?
      I do like to make food with one myself I keep mine stored on the lower top shelf
      right next to the Steamer for dumplings and fish in China they call these two jiaozi and Yu

      Jumble together it will not take long for the egg and chinchalo to coagulate
      We can all sit together eat
      and make chatter wash all
      our dishes and leave here
      by 8

      Raw Recipe with a cryptic taiL

      It's fish uncooked unfettered just as it
      almost is

      A piece of tuna choose a rich colour
      don't need much a hundred grams will
      feed two with a pair of delightful and suggestive
      delickacies

      Undressed tuna laying on a slab of wood
      slice across to make a cross with lines that
      run throughout the fillet
      some Segments are free of lines You will find
      these mushy they blend squishily
      with avocado blotches so save these tender
      inviting morsels for the other partner to this
      pair of delickalately dishes

      Do nut cut so widely here let me show you,
      we may as well eat this now, dip them in the
      tip just the tip yes into the saucer of soya sauce
      You are a saucy lass did I remark this as sexy I
      mean suggestive ? For savouring of flavoursome
      thick petals about a quarter of an inch or even
      less I do suggest we do not drown the tongue like
      sliver just moisten the tip with salty

      About half I think is fine the rest will be divided
      by addition of avocado blotches and the cryptic
      ingredient right at the end along with sauce of the
      soybean
      and in a daoist fashion is coloured quite unlike
      we might say the opposite of the grown legume

      Once the fillet half of it is sliced and laid prettily
      slightly resting on each other, Each awaiting in
      anticpation of culinary simplicity simpler than
      presenting with splayed out Can a ling fish
      Cover with a membrane thin or thic
      Place within a cool place such as a regular fridge

      Next for a marine menu not of mollusc
      the Remaining body of tuna is to be sliced
      not diced slivered and chopped into flakes
      and small chunks together with pairing of
      blotched Avocado regular size blothched with
      a teaspoon or larger and tossed to frolic with the
      sticky fish

      Add some drops, no more than that, actually
      Pour some in not too much,,well if I am to say
      an amount it would be a teaspoon per half a hundred
      gram piece of tuna fillet

      Now we come to that I have been eager to deliver you
      this non secret condiment right at the tail
      Now you do not need much as this is quite hot not like
      a chilly I will tell you please just wait while

      Ta da the addition of Oh!?wassup Bee?
      Sorry I have to make my leave

      • L. B. Mek

        so random, so funny
        thank you!
        'not quite scrambled chinchalo egg'
        lol



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