Marcus. My flat friend

Blueledge

My friend told me the earth is flat. 

Announcing it with pride. 

Avoiding him is easy 

cus the planet's really wide. 

  • Author: Blueledge (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 5th, 2022 02:18
  • Comment from author about the poem: This is a true story.
  • Category: Friendship
  • Views: 11
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Comments3

  • arqios

    Too funny! Got a flat friend as well. Everybody’s got one it may be, the friendly ones that is. Thanks for sharing.

    • Blueledge

      It's unbelievable that people would fall for this nonsense.

    • orchidee

      Oh lol, good write Blue.
      Yes, I thought the planet was round, then I fell off the eeeddgggeee of it! Do ya hear me falling?! lol.

      • Blueledge

        We're living in an age of alternate facts. You couldn't make it up! Or could you?

        • orchidee

          I used to think I was a werewolf but I'm all right nnoooowwwwww!!! (impression of howling there).

        • Raven333

          LOL, Still making me smile.. good poem about your flat friend.

          • Blueledge

            He's a nutcase.
            Thanks Tammy.

            • Raven333

              Your welcome Blueledge, can't wait for the next



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