Into the opticians I went,
Needed to book an appointment.
The young lady took me to a desk,
Found my details on computer
And set out to arrange my day and time,
This she did.
She asked if I wanted a card,
A card with my appointment on it,
I said yes and she wrote out the card.
I have never seen anyone write like her,
Her eyes were no more than six inches,
Six inches from the card when she wrote.
The thought came to me,
She needs to go to Specsavers.
The I realised,
We were at Specsavers.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 16th, 2022 01:16
- Comment from author about the poem: This is true, I have never seen anyone put their eyes so close to the paper when writing.
- Category: Humor
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Doh! you were there already! lol. Good write Gold.
Yes, had some course including being on time. Then some course members turned up late! Doh!
Thanks Orchi.
Ha ... even a prophet couldn't have seen this coming .. I wonder, on ya way home, did you take the seen it route? ........... well penned, friend 🙂
Of course I took the seen it route, it looked new to me. Than k you Neville.
Andy
Made me laugh. So by that it is judged.
If I made you laugh soren my day is made.
Andy
I have to say the irony of this situation is off the charts. Were you able to stand there with a straight face the whole time, and did you chuckle about it all the way home? A bright spot in my day!
It surely was off the charts Bella, I just could not believe it but I knew I would have to write a few words about it.
Andy
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