morning monday

Monday morning
Headingout Kerchunk 
.. Six a clock hot coffeethen..
     WOOF!!Who Goes There!    
     woof
     Who are yov Who the fvck      
     are yov? Woof!  

It's me Augustus  thought by now you would recognize myscentman .
     Oh Mel it's yov  snffsnff          
     sorry dvde  avtomaticrvff
     thovght you was a prowle...

..I gotta skat, seeyalater
     

     Woof Grvff Pffftt
      WoofHey Dvde Dvde      
       Dvvde!

WhatsupAugustus? 
     Dvde, Dvg this cat vp Ay!
     You shovld Smell it. old 
     man thinks `m Dvmber        
     thanna Basset Hovnd
     He bvried it again mad     
     Bvgger!
     Know wheritis c'mon Yov 
     Shvuld Smellit. 

Toldyou before man 
Not into that... 
     Oh yeah grvff, Still Waw!     
     Ay? Wvw!! 

Whateverdude I`ll catchya later , . .
     Woof!bowoofwow
     HeyDvde Dvvvd!        
     Cvmebvck!

WhatnowAugustus? Whaddhya 
want?
     Check this oot. A mvscle 
     Smells like fish 
     Smells prittーtty goovd! 
     Weirdthovgh innit!     
         whopwhop!

Mussel  You mean mussel 
Not Muscle!
    
     woofwoofyeahbvt yov  
     gottahava  mvscle to open 
     It opens yovknow Iseenone. 

ThatsfineAugustus Very Nice 
No thankyou ~no smell today
Bakklater alligator
     
     On the prowler growler    
     woof woof snffsnff
    
     BOW!! Bow BOWWOW!
     BOW!! BOW! BOWWOW!
Augustus K'monnow I`ll be late        
for work Whatissit?
     
     Sorry man, snffsnffthovght                  
     yov was a prowle...