take my advice

drill to China

buy a hammer

paint your shoes

drive a wagon

get a toupee 

drop out of school 

start a religion

don’t dress for the weather 

become a nudist

invent a holiday

call in sick

get fired

get laid

get it all

get it while you can

catch a train 

catch crabs

watch Lucy

call a lawyer 

wear a barrel

read a book

never pay rent

never get involved

pass the buck

pass the test

pass on the left

pass the yams

go to heaven

go to hell

take a friend 

take pictures 

snap a bra strap

tickle a feather

play a zither 

electrocute a fence

pet a dog

kill your neighbor 

hug a leper

date a dwarf 

take pills

invent lies

hate the devil

make a deal

eat a meal

feed the ants

entertain visiting relatives with a knife 

plead guilty 

begin to chant

hail a cab

live in sin 

embrace disorder 

buy a neurosis 

see a shrink 

drown a fish

change your shorts

change your live

trade in your wife

raise your mortgage 

lower your standards 

vote on Sunday

rob a temple

get dandruff 

go to work

become a sleepwalker 

wear a monocle

become mechanical 

wet the bed

smell a flower

race a snail

go to jail

always take candy from strangers 

read a paper

read a poem

check the weather

check it out

without a doubt

never take advice

from a poet 

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      April 22-23 2022