Woof - cats!

orchidee



Aww, now no need to be jealous Fido

On this International Cat Day

You need not bark at cats

Only at people not marking poems 18+

When they should do!

 

You know they don't conveniently 'forget'

To mark up such poems

 

Now, c'mon Fido, be nice to our two cats

Brother and sister

Both 6 years old, born on the same day

Big black Tom cat

And tabby Queen cat (lady cat)

 

Fido likes cats really

As long as they don't pinch his bone

Ever seen a cat with a bone?!

We gotta have cats, Fido, don't you know?

To screech when they fight (they don't fight really)

And drown out my singing

As well as your barking!

 

You'll have your 'day' too, Fido

Every dog has his day, as they say

It's just that I dunno at the moment

When that day is!

 

Your day, Fido, Day For Dogs

Might be Christmas Eve for all we know

Now I've done it!

They will shoot me down

Mentioning Ch...... in August! lol.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 8th, 2022 02:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: For International Cat Day, today (8 August). Written by me and Fido - woof!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 24
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • Saxon Crow

    Booooo! Dogs rule cats drool. What do we want? Dogs! When do we want them? Always.

    • orchidee

      Thanks SC. lol. I admit I spoil one of our cats. Bringing her food to her when she wakes up from a kip on the bed!

      • Saxon Crow

        The power of cats!

      • Accidental Poet

        Gotta love those cats and dogs Orchi. MEOWOOF! 🙂

        • orchidee

          Thanks AP. A hybrid there? Meowoof! lol.

          • Accidental Poet

            Hybird, yes I suppose so, why not? 😆

          • Doggerel Dave

            Why ain't it put to a hymn toon?

            • orchidee

              Thanks Dave. I expect, cos the meters or syllables don't match up. W can sing it anyway! lol.

            • orchidee

              Death by a thousand cuts - or scratches - at 4:12 in the clip. The guy has a death wish trying to cut cats claws. lol.

            • Goldfinch60

              Cats are such arrogant creatures and for every small animal a falcon has for a meal to live four hundred get killed by cats for pleasure!
              That C word make things even worse Orchi.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold. Erm, I only suggested that may be International Dog Day - Dec 24. lol. You preparing for Hastings Reunion yet?

              • Neville



                I'm much more a dog kinda guy myself .. But you know I just love it when you deviate and talk pussy Mr. O ... 🙂

                • orchidee

                  Thanks N. lol.



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