Ohhhh Ch......

orchidee



Oh no! A gremlin!

I had 'forbidden' message at first attempt to post this

 

It's just as well

As Fido says 'Don't you dare mention the Ch..... word yet'

You know it - that day in December, number 25 in the month

 

And now a Carol

But what's her surname?

And why does she only appear at Ch..........?

 

I'm gonna mention it in full, Fido.....

'Happy Birthday Ch...... Charlie'

That's one of Fido's friends

Having his birthday the same day!

 

Ohh, Jingle Bells, and all that stuff

Happy Ch....... to ya all

Well , I might forget to say it near the time!

 

You better add some water to that whisky

Says Fido

And stop wishing the year away! lol.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 20th, 2022 02:10
  • Comment from author about the poem: Some more mad musings!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 15
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  • arqios

    chips? as in fish and chips? bahaha

    • orchidee

      Yes lol.

      • arqios

        Give love on Ch- day.... no greater gift is there than love...

        • orchidee

          Thanks CB. But the indignation from some is that I mention Ch.... in August, or any month sometimes! heehee.

          • arqios

            So much for freedom of speech and friendly banter. Everyone is a member of the censorship board. Lol

          • Bella Shepard

            Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, now I'm in a party mood. I'll be smiling all day. Give Fido a pat on the head for me. Fun write!

            • orchidee

              Thanks Bella. Arrggh, you mentioned the word! heehee. Well, we might forgot to say it in December. Makes sense saying it early I reckon. lol.
              I saw two Fidos at a Fair, happy to be stroked, until the somewhat officious owner whisked them away to under a nearby table. Doh! But some ones had stolen a pedigree pooch from that area earlier in the year.

            • Goldfinch60

              That word seems to ne in your mond a great deal recently Orchi, dismiss it until December.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold. lol. it 'always' seems to be Ch...... In August it's 8 months since the last one, and 4 months to the next one!

              • Neville


                deviations are always much appreciated sir and this deviant is no exception ...................... Neville 🙂

                • orchidee

                  Thanks N. lol.



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