Proofread Before Sending

I wrote this some 5 years ago under my Pseudonym WriteBeLight. The video is slightly different.

 

Disregard the text I just sent.
Spoke it wrong, not what I meant.

The words fell in a way unfounded.
Totally the opposite in which it sounded.

It wasn't that my eyes were blurry.
I point the finger at that DAMNED Siri!

For instance, the word STUCK to spell.
The "F" word appears! What the hell?

You look great, those pants -- all that.
Not in those pants you look really look fat.

I meant to say, "You're a real smart fella!"
Not that you are a real Fart Smeller!

So be very careful. You have to, indeed.
Before hittting send, you've got to PROOF READ!