Here it comes!
Best get away!
I feel my nerves,
I feel them fray.
So, freely people,
Love to lob,
That over-used swear,
Infamous F Bomb!
Some throw it out,
When they feel sad.
Of course, used most,
When they are mad.
I feel uneasy,
In my skin.
When said that way,
I feel chagrin.
But, I get a kick,
I sense the laughter.
No problem here,
There's no cringe factor.
It's written down,
In letters or blogs.
Or, blurted out,
When two dudes talk.
It'll be in lyrics,
Right there in songs.
Then repeated by all,
From old to young.
But, words like crap,
Dam, Hell and S**t.
I say those myself.
Well, not all of it.
The F Bomb I will,
Try to disguise.
Here, I'd say,
Tasty effen pie!
Maybe something like,
That's so mucked up.
How about this,
Sweet frigging truck!
A effen word.
Don't get frigging nervous.
Hell Yeah! Dam It!
It serves a purpose!
Or if you're texting,
F Bomb to throw,
Two simple letters,
Text them F.O.
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Author:
PoetVids (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 10th, 2022 17:08
- Comment from author about the poem: That word always makes me cringe and chuckle, sometimes.
- Category: Humor
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Comments1
Yes, can be over used - particularly today by stand up comedians.
I use it - sparingly when I'm annoyed.
The one word I avoid in this class Is cunt - because something so lovely, the source of life and pleasure should not be used in any other way but praise - and it 'aint.
Yes, I agree on the comedians. I do not watch them for that. Seems like a cheap way to get laughs. And, for the vulgar slang that is the c-word, I could write about vulgar slang, but I leave that for now, as there are many of them out there to focus on. Thanks for the point you made. As always very thoughtful of you and thanks for taking the time.
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