A lickle one...

Keep a lickle one (little one) at hand

When you've not got a lot of time to type

Or pull one out from reserves:

'Here's a shortie I wrote earlier!'

No need to be

About 5 million verses/stanzas EVERY day


But woof! let's be hearin' from ya daily

Get ya stream of consciousness goin'

And ya can waffle on with no difficulty

Says Fido

Does he only say it

Cos he likes barkin'

At naughty poets forgetting the 18+

When it should be included?


But that's mostly to save me from swoonin'

Anything remotely hot

He reads all them poems before I do, ya know!


  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 19th, 2022 02:32
  • Comment from author about the poem: Bit of battiness! lol. Daft Adventures of Orchi and Fido No.7,458. Summat like that. I've lost count!
  • Category: Humor
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  • Goldfinch60

    Bark away Fido - bark away.

    • orchidee

      Thanks Gold. lol.

    • crypticbard

      “Everything around me is li’l,” Ms. Hannigan

      • orchidee

        Thanks CB. Who is Ms H. A literary character?

        • crypticbard

          She is the keeper of the orphanage in Little Orphan Annie played by Carol Burnett among other actors.

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        • Neville

          Sound advice Mr. O .. Sighs aint necessarily everything .. 🙂

          • orchidee

            Thanks N. Having said that I will probably go on and on......quite often! lol.

          • Crowns4Christ

            Funny little piece Steve,brightens my day a bit,a little sunshine in the midst of a hurricane,I'm the hurricane and you are the sunshine🌄

            • orchidee

              Why them tails of hurricanes blow over our way sometimes?! lol. I was gloomy with the return of KP, for all of 2 hours, so wrote this fun write. lol.

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