Some years ago I needed to know
What was the amount of my last deposit
So the bank I called and a voice drawled
Your account number please, do you have it?
No problem I said, and then it I read
Now some security questions to verify it is you
Password conferred, I thought the rest could be deferred
But not so, some mandatory questions did ensue
To avoid a con game we need your mother's maiden name
Once again I complied and gave it
One last question before, we can give you more
What was the amount of your last deposit?
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It can be a right pain in the proverbial!
I once spent 20 minutes telling the bank staff that yes I did agree to a payment!
Andy
Thanks Andy, yes it is sometimes difficult to get the message through.
As I read, I commiserated with your situation, been there done that. But when I got to the last line I could only smile, then chuckle, and now I can't stop laughing. Good one my friend, just what I needed, thank you!
Thank you Bella glad you enjoyed it. I laugh at it now but didn't at the time
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