I Wanta Do Do

I wanta do do
I wanta do do
Oh how I wanta do do
 
Last night I sat down
On my toliet
And tried to have a good BM
I strained and I groaned
But not even a little stone
My fate is gettin' mighty grim

I wanta do do
I wanta do do
Oh how I wanta do do

I can't remember when I was regular
And the doctor's done all he can do
Every night I'm on the throne
It's been a month since I've gone
Can't you see why I'm so sad and blue

Spoken:
I sat on this commode an hour ago
And all I can do is pass gas
I think I'll take two Exlax
And my Butt try to relax
Maybe then I'll find relief quick and fast

I wanta do do
I wanta do do
Oh how I wanta do do