What are the Chances?

What are the chances

That she would be in the pub that night?

What are the chances

That she would wear that dress just right?

What are the chances

That she would drink all the new trends?

What are the chances

That she would fall out with her friends?

What are the chances

That in a rage she would decide to leave?

What are the chances

My backdoor exit was so easy to weave?

What are the chances

That she would stumble up that avenue?

What are the chances

All the parked cars couldn't block my view?

What are the chances

That there were no walkers out in that rain?

What are the chances

Of the deadly silent approach I could attain?

What are the chances

Just one blow would send her to the ground?

What are the chances

Behind that garden bush I could drag her around?

What are the chances

One more hit would end all her struggle?

What are the chances

Her coveted tits would come out with a juggle?

What are the chances

Her dress would rip up and her G-string aside?

What are the chances

I could push her legs up and stretched out wide?

What are the chances

In the damp gloom I could still clearly see?

What are the chances

Her cunt was so wet and waiting just for me?

What are the chances

That my cock would get so brutally hard?

What are the chances

I could smash it in her whole nine yard?

What are the chances

That she would so moan and so squeal?

What are the chances

She was just loving my rough sex appeal?

What are the chances

That I could flood her with so much cum?

What are the chances

My leavings would end diminished in sum?

What are the chances

That I should pay a tenner in her purse?

What are the chances

On the game is my chapter and verse?

What are the chances

That I could be gone with last orders alibi?

What are the chances

That she'd just get home to sit and cry?

What are the chances

That there'd even be a new Police report?

What are the chances

An investigation could ever lead to court?

What are the chances

That there are some nudes hiding in her mobile?

What are the chances

Old one night stands would build a slutty profile?

What are the chances

That I could do time over found innocent?

What are the chances

Oh somewhere around only three percent!

What are the chances

That I could spy her in the pub once more?

What are the chances

Or I could easily find another flirting whore?