LIMERICKS 121, 122 & 123

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

LIMERICKS 121, 122 & 123

 

A loose jointed fella called Freddie McLane

swivelled his head after snorting cocaine

but this proved quite dumb

for the smell from his bum

made him swivel it all the way back round again.

 

Regardless of whether you’re young or aging

accept every challenge without disengaging

so in every event

give 100 percent

unless, of course,  it’s  your blood you’re donating.

 

A leap frog champion, Freddie McVay

was looking for somewhere to leap frog last May

but sadly his quest

gave rise to unrest

when he tried to leap frog in a mosque down our way.

 

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 29th, 2023 01:40
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  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good writes and pic M.
    Miss Berles like these too?!

  • Doggerel Dave

    That picture is quite erotic, Michael. Reminds me of a lady i knew very very well a very long time ago....



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