LIMERICKS 121, 122 & 123
A loose jointed fella called Freddie McLane
swivelled his head after snorting cocaine
but this proved quite dumb
for the smell from his bum
made him swivel it all the way back round again.
Regardless of whether you’re young or aging
accept every challenge without disengaging
so in every event
give 100 percent
unless, of course, it’s your blood you’re donating.
A leap frog champion, Freddie McVay
was looking for somewhere to leap frog last May
but sadly his quest
gave rise to unrest
when he tried to leap frog in a mosque down our way.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
Offline) - Published: March 29th, 2023 01:40
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Comments2
Oh lol, good writes and pic M.
Miss Berles like these too?!
That picture is quite erotic, Michael. Reminds me of a lady i knew very very well a very long time ago....
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